(cartoon courtesy iclipart.com)
A husband came home with a red patch on his forehead.
"Where did you get that lipstick smudge on your forehead?!" asked his angry wife.
"No dear, I met with an accident on the way back." rebuked her husband.
"Oh... count yourself 'lucky' this time!" smiled his wife.
丈夫下班回家，额头上有一片殷红，太太见了非常不悦说：“怎么会有口红？”
“不是口红，”他说，“是血，驾车回家时出了车祸，额头撞在驾驶盘上了。”
太太面有喜色地说：“算你运气好。”
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